It seems like you can’t market a high-end home these days unless you’re willing to produce a short movie. But not every fine property film will be a critical darling. To wit: a luxurious mountain home in Telluride, Colo., that received the Hollywood treatment when real estate agent George Harvey was looking for a new way to promote the property. The Telegraph provides an entertainingly detailed breakdown of how the celluloid story of the home falls short, from the video’s custom-created background tune to a confiscation of cell phones. Go ahead and judge for yourself: